"Remember how you were sweet earlier?" David asks. "Now you're weird. And it was a plunger. I was trying to hide them from Patrick so he stops putting them near the front of the store, thanks for outing me, though."

He takes one of the beer bottles for himself, even though he'd really rather have a cocktail, then takes a long sip.

"Okay, so what'd I miss?" he asks. "Anything juicy? I feel like I missed something juicy and that will not stand in my house." He glances at Patrick. "Our house."