"I mean, I really work a leather jacket, too, so I was actually just counting the things I can't wear," David answers, moving around to sit on the couch as he completes their giant food order. The app tells him it'll be close to an hour, which he thinks is fair, between the amount of food he ordered and the delivery time.

"And if emotional baggage meant people couldn't be eligible, we'd all be more or less fucked," he adds, making a pointed gesture at himself. David has enough emotional baggage for all three of them and for some reason Patrick still wants him, still loves him. If that sort of thing can happen for a man like him, he thinks it can happen for just about anyone.

Maybe not like, Donald Trump, but pretty much anyone else.