"He's a tease," David says to Patrick. "No one likes a tease."

Except that's clearly not true, because David is pretty sure the entire world loves a tease, that's why icky strip clubs are so damn popular. Besides, they clearly like Derek, tease or not.

What David does like, more than almost anything, is food. As Derek heads for the door, David jumps up from the couch -- as close to jumping as David Rose ever gets, anyway -- and heads for the kitchen to get out plates and utensils.