"Oh, I will get laid. Have you met me, alpha? I'm like sex on legs. Stunning. I got a six pack, a smolder, and a-- well, I guess you're gonna find out. Eventually. Because we are gonna bang. Eventually."

Oh god, why is he still talking.

"I've never actually had someone to say that to, so, uh. If that's like, not a thing you say, you can just ignore it. That'd be cool."