voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

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[myonlydefense]

Awesomeeeeeee.

[triskehale]

But if you puke on me, the date's over.

[myonlydefense]

But I'm paying for the drinks. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA OFFER TO TAKE ME TO THE BATHROOM AND HOLD MY HAIR Jesus Derek.

[triskehale]

Your hair isn't even long enough to hold.

[myonlydefense]

Then just hold onto it and keep me from knocking my drunk ass head into the toilet bowl. I don't ask much.

[triskehale]

If you get that drunk off of one sake bomb then I might as well just put you down.

[myonlydefense]

Well according to you, I'm already going to HURL from it. On YOU.

[triskehale]

Just be good boy and don't puke on your alpha.

[myonlydefense]

I'm coming, put on your Sunday best.

[triskehale]

Coming already? Save it for the end of the date.

[myonlydefense]

I only get to come once?

[triskehale]

Not in my experience.

[myonlydefense]

Big talk! Coming for you.

[myonlydefense]

WHAT THE FUCK

[triskehale]

Good morning, Stiles.

[myonlydefense]

NO

[triskehale]

I have no idea what your malfunction is.

[myonlydefense]

You did this.

[triskehale]

Did WHAT?

[myonlydefense]

GAY PORN

[triskehale]

Now and then, when I needed the money.

[myonlydefense]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN and you did not

[triskehale]

Maybe, maybe not.

Oh, I know what you're talking about. You're always so thoughtful, making sure I always have something in the mail. Thought I'd return the favor.

[myonlydefense]

You're a dirty werewolf liar.

I didn't send you LEATHER DADDY PORN. I feel like I'm getting an education.

[triskehale]

I guess you'll never know, what with Darrow Google being so lacking at all.

Have fun, educate yourself. Remember that I can hear you when you jerk off. :)