voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

Comments

[triskehale]

Enjoying the magazine, are we?

[myonlydefense]

NO BUT YOU SENT ME GAY PORN AND TALKED ABOUT JERKKNGG OFF AND PHALLIC FOODS

[triskehale]

Not bad for a day's work.

[myonlydefense]

This is not your job

[triskehale]

I've been meaning to pick up a hobby.

[myonlydefense]

I'm not a hobby!!

[triskehale]

Yeah, because if you were a hobby, I'd be doing you.

[myonlydefense]

I... don't even have a witty response for that.

[triskehale]

Interesting.

[myonlydefense]

Nope. No it's not

[myonlydefense]

You'd better get a job if that's the shit you're spending your money on, alpha.

[triskehale]

I'm not used to not having access to a bank account that was so large I never even had to check the balance. This sucks.

[myonlydefense]

We're gonna go hungry because I signed you up for all those porn sites and because you wanted me to have a Gold TransAm t-shirt.

I'm getting faint

I feel weak

[triskehale]

I'll go kill you a cow.

[myonlydefense]

http://kesha.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wa/product?sourceCode=KEHWEBWWUSD&sku=KEH52769

Thanks boss.

[triskehale]

I know that her music speaks to you.

[myonlydefense]

On a deep and spiritual level.

[triskehale]

Because you're a strong, independent woman who just wants to party.

[myonlydefense]

I'm bored.

[myonlydefense]

Are you working?

[myonlydefense]

SO BORED

[triskehale]

Do your homework.

[myonlydefense]

But I DID it only took me like an hour

[triskehale]

Jerk off.

[myonlydefense]

If I'm texting you telling you I'm bored I think that means I did already.