Soooooooo you might have to be the one who buys the... everything... for a while.
...okay fair! But I kind of blew my money on a mixer. It mixes things. And grinds stuff. I was thinking I could make burgers and stuff.
I'm good for now, I'll stretch out the stuff I've been buying. I was thinking I'd make us dinner with my wasteful impulse purchases. You like burgers?
Good. I'll make you a two pounder.
You mean like, for work?
You mean like, for work?
You have the metabolism of a furnace! I can eat the rest. Or we can make it into casserole. Oh man, casserole.
I was thinking of starting to write essays for the college kids. Tax free money, baby.
I was thinking of starting to write essays for the college kids. Tax free money, baby.
Theoretically they don't have one at all, Derek. It's a metaphorical furnace.
Hey man, we're in this together. I'm gonna help, and I'm not gonna help by sitting around and burning your money in a non-metaphorical furnace.
Hey man, we're in this together. I'm gonna help, and I'm not gonna help by sitting around and burning your money in a non-metaphorical furnace.
I need to stop thinking like that. I've sat around for four months and haven't done anything. Then you got here and all you've done is help me.
Wouldn't hurt if I helped. I'm pack, right? Not your freaking babysitting charge.
You've been really good to me and I just wanna do the same. You deserve it.
You've been really good to me and I just wanna do the same. You deserve it.
I've got your back, big guy.
I may not be as good at it as you are, but I'll do what I can.
I may not be as good at it as you are, but I'll do what I can.
Hey, you don't have to try to make me feel better. I've been a sad fucker and you've taken care of me. I gotta take care of you! :)
Never thought about the library. That's a thought.
Never thought about the library. That's a thought.
Anything you've ever thought you wanted to do? I mean, shit. Here would be the place to do it.
Comic shop would be awesome. Oh man. I wonder if they're hiring.
Comic shop would be awesome. Oh man. I wonder if they're hiring.
I'm seventeen, of course that's where my mind goes. What about a cop?
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