"Yeah, my dad punched and threw a turducken once. Which, if you want to get to the real heart of American gluttony, is a duck inside of a chicken inside of a turkey. Or maybe the chicken is inside the duck. Whatever the case, it's three birds all shoved inside each other and cooked that way. Gross, right?"

It's actually delicious, but that's totally not the point at all.

"It was kind of insane, we were having this last family dinner before my mom went off for some serious business therapy and everyone was trying so hard to be normal and my dad just finally snapped. He just had this serious freak out about all the shit the world has poured on his family and how none of us deserve it." Her mouth twitches slightly and she shrugs. "It was actually kind of funny."