"Shut up," I tell him brightly. Honestly, Thomas isn't far off the mark. I had been pretty mopey and when Jinx got over herself, we both curled up and sulked on my couch as I marathoned Space Kitchen, a fact I will admit to no one. No one.

"I do not sulk. I sit on my couch and think about my problems like an adult."

That is a fat ass lie.