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I use it on my hands too, ASS. And I bought it before I realized this was a permanent thing. And I bought us food.
AND YOU ARE NOT IN MY BED
AND YOU ARE NOT IN MY BED
Uh huh, sure.
Okay, I'm not. That's how I have no idea that you keep your jerk off cream under your pillow on the right side.
Okay, I'm not. That's how I have no idea that you keep your jerk off cream under your pillow on the right side.
Have fun with the fruits of my labor, asshole. Haven't you jerked off enough today?
I'm making an executive decision that you're going to come see a movie with me tonight. Like, at a theater. Out in the world.
....but you only have to go if, you know. You want.
I'm not sure what I expected. What're we seeing? You pick. Snacks are on me!
That new one with the giant robots looks pretty good.
It's giant robots fighting giant monsters. Who wouldn't like that? I don't hate looking at that blond guy either.
You want to go see Pacific Rim. I'm so moved right now.
Hey I thought this was on your dime. Treat me like I'm special, Stiles.
I'll buy you sushi if you'll let me have sake.
Oh so you need to be drunk to be with me. I see how it is.
Just one thing! One glass? One bottle? A shot? Whatever sake comes in.
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