triskehale | voicemail post

Hang up and text me.

Hey I thought this was on your dime. Treat me like I'm special, Stiles.

I'll buy you sushi if you'll let me have sake.

Oh so you need to be drunk to be with me. I see how it is.

Just one thing! One glass? One bottle? A shot? Whatever sake comes in.

We'll do a sake bomb.

Awesomeeeeeee.

But if you puke on me, the date's over.

But I'm paying for the drinks. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA OFFER TO TAKE ME TO THE BATHROOM AND HOLD MY HAIR Jesus Derek.

Your hair isn't even long enough to hold.

Then just hold onto it and keep me from knocking my drunk ass head into the toilet bowl. I don't ask much.

If you get that drunk off of one sake bomb then I might as well just put you down.

Well according to you, I'm already going to HURL from it. On YOU.

Just be good boy and don't puke on your alpha.

I'm coming, put on your Sunday best.

Coming already? Save it for the end of the date.

I only get to come once?

Not in my experience.

Big talk! Coming for you.