"If I weren't totally married, I'd say something super lewd about getting close to that guy, so just like, pretend I did," she says with a bright smile and a wave of her hand. She hadn't referred to him as Mindy's hot bookstore guy for nothing, but since she's married she doesn't say stuff like that anymore. Mostly. She says it to Newt and generally only about Newt.

"Oh my god, if the garlic thing worked, I would rub it into his very pores," she says with a laugh. "I'd make him sweat garlic and I'd love him anyway even though he would smell terrible. It's totally not his fault, though, he was just walking home on the street. People and vampires who do shit like that are just assholes."