voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

Comments

[myonlydefense]

waiting like it's that one britney spears video

[triskehale]

I'm proud to have no idea what you're talking about.

[myonlydefense]

but you're like. britney spears jerk off age!

[triskehale]

She never really did it for me. I was intimately fond of Mandy Moore, for some reason.

[myonlydefense]

ewwwwwww

[triskehale]

What? She was wholesome. Not inside my head, though.

The first guy I ever jerked it to was Uncle Jesse from Full House and if you ever tell anyone that, I will rip your tongue out of your head.

[myonlydefense]

NO WAY

[triskehale]

Unfortunately, yes.

[myonlydefense]

HE HAD A MULLET

[triskehale]

It was the nineties.

[myonlydefense]

oh my god did you have a tail

[triskehale]

I can't believe that you would think that little of me.

[myonlydefense]

there was a stage in my life where i had a bowl cut. it's okay.

[triskehale]

Well, I told you mind. What about you?

[myonlydefense]

you told me voluntarily!

[triskehale]

It can't be worse than Uncle Jesse. Come on, tell me.

[myonlydefense]

I saw that movie Alexander when I was 14 and it was a pretty confusing time, okay?

[triskehale]

So you've always had a thing for dark and broody with great eyebrows, huh?

[myonlydefense]

are you saying i have a type? i don't have a type

[triskehale]

Farrell and I suggest otherwise. Good thing you snagged the better looking one.

[myonlydefense]

it's my stunning good looks.

[triskehale]

Can't argue with the truth.