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[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

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[myonlydefense]

So you did know. Pants on fire.

[triskehale]

So you are hungry for my shoulders?

[myonlydefense]

Given my experimentation with grabbing them, I've concluded that they would be fun to bite.

[triskehale]

Oh. You should really test out your hypothesis, just to be sure.

[myonlydefense]

All good hypotheses are tested multiple times!

Shut up this occurred to me during chem.

[triskehale]

I know I have a good body but it's nothing to fail chemistry over.

[myonlydefense]

I've got an A in chem right now, big guy, I can daydream all I want.

I'm going home, want me to grab food? I'm by that place with the steak sandwiches.

[triskehale]

Good boy.

I always want steak sandwiches.

[myonlydefense]

Um, I'm awesome.

Sounds good. Meet you back home in half an hour. Wanna study with me?

[triskehale]

Sure. I actually just picked up the rest of my books so you can watch me literally crack the spine on this new chapter of my life.

[myonlydefense]

New books make the best sounds.

I just realized if I'm actually studying I can't make out with you. Fuck.