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[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

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[triskehale]

Well my thoughts are no longer dirty.

Anything's good. As long as there's meat in it.

[myonlydefense]

Can't have you popping wood during class, alpha. I was thinking of making a salad.

[triskehale]

I can control myself.

Gross. I'll stop and get some philly cheesesteaks for me and Al.

[myonlydefense]

Oh, the salad was for him. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A DICK ABOUT IT

[triskehale]

I'm going to be his new favorite.

Because of cheesesteak.

[myonlydefense]

Don't fuck with my father's cholesterol, Hale.

[triskehale]

Getting bossy on me, pup?

[myonlydefense]

:| Yes I am.

[triskehale]

Interesting.

[myonlydefense]

Is it?

[triskehale]

Could be.

Still want cheesesteak though.

[myonlydefense]

I will buy you cheesesteak. GOD.

[triskehale]

Good boy.

[myonlydefense]

Shut up and learn shit.

[triskehale]

:)