voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

Comments

[myonlydefense]

I just have no proper response. It's not a bad thing.

[triskehale]

I see. You know, you really should pay attention in class.

Like a good boy.

[triskehale]

;)

[myonlydefense]

I literally don't even know what to say to you, you asshole.

[triskehale]

Well, that's not very good at all.

Don't be embarrassed. I like that you like it. And by I like it, I mean that it's really fucking hot and I kind of can't stop seeing the look on your face when I first said it.

[myonlydefense]

You know my weaknesses now. Speaking of weaknesses, can we go grab a burger and fries?

[triskehale]

Okay, subject changed.

I thought I was bringing you food? But yeah, we can go wherever you want, as long as you're not ditching class.

[myonlydefense]

Not changing the subject. Getting hungry.

[triskehale]

You're always hungry. I honestly don't know where you put it all.

I'm out of class so I'll head to the diner. And then I'll order curly fries and eat them all while you're still stuck at school. :)

[myonlydefense]

I'm a growing boy, Hale. Leave some fries for me or else.

I got work at 5.

[triskehale]

Your threats are meaningless, Stilinski.

:(

[myonlydefense]

Oh, don't frown. We live together, you see me plenty.

[triskehale]

Never enough.

[triskehale]

God, that last text was disgusting. Who says shit like that?

[myonlydefense]

Apparently you, big guy. :) I won't tell.

[triskehale]

Slip of the tongue. Won't happen again.

[attachment: a photo of derek stuffing curly fries into his mouth]

[myonlydefense]

YEAH, put it in your mouth.

[triskehale]

God, this would get you hot. Weirdo.

[attachment: derek tipping his head back and holding a curly fry dipped in ranch above his mouth, some sauce dripped on his bottom lip]

[myonlydefense]

I was kidding! And you're making fry porn.

[triskehale]

I know. I didn't actually think the sight of me stuffing my face would get your pants tight.

But I am leaving you for this second plate of curly fries, sorry.

[myonlydefense]

IT DIDN'T. And leave some for me! Or order some for me to take to go.

[triskehale]

Not that I in any way doubt my ability to make your pants tight at any given moment.

And I don't know. Do you deserve fries, Stiles? Have you been a good boy?

[myonlydefense]

I am going to kick your ass.

[triskehale]

Aw, but last night you were so intent on kissing my ass.