Hang up and text me.
I'm truly honored to be the first in your alphabetical list of friends.
I know it's probably a lot to take in, but this thing will seriously come in handy once you get the hang of it.
Not usually. Why, you miss the sound of my voice?
I was just kidding. You didn't have to tell.
This is actually kind of fun, because I bet you have no idea how to read tone through text.
But you're saying that you would miss my voice, if you went long enough without hearing it? I see.
Yeah, definitely. We could do that.
Doesn't mean that I want to see you hurt.
Very funny.
Don't jump off of buildings.
Well, they're your fragile human bones to break.
You better.
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I'm truly honored to be the first in your alphabetical list of friends.
I know it's probably a lot to take in, but this thing will seriously come in handy once you get the hang of it.
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do people not make calls anymore?
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Not usually. Why, you miss the sound of my voice?
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sorry, i didn't mean that to be all capital letters. had my fingers on the wrong button. i haven't not seen you long enough to miss your voice.
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I was just kidding. You didn't have to tell.
This is actually kind of fun, because I bet you have no idea how to read tone through text.
But you're saying that you would miss my voice, if you went long enough without hearing it? I see.
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and i barely know what button to push!
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Want to hear my voice tomorrow morning? We could go for a run.
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Yeah, definitely. We could do that.
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fell out of a tree.
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-tter SHUCK this phone here than where i came from
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Doesn't mean that I want to see you hurt.
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Very funny.
Don't jump off of buildings.
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Well, they're your fragile human bones to break.
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You better.