Hang up and text me.
She thinks you're a hooligan.
Or she's shoplifting.
Get back to work.
[Picture attached: Derek glaring into the camera with his eyes glowing red.]
Doesn't have quite the same ring to it over text.
So I'll get off in about an hour, is what you're saying?
Sounds good.
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She thinks you're a hooligan.
Or she's shoplifting.
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Get back to work.
[Picture attached: Derek glaring into the camera with his eyes glowing red.]
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Doesn't have quite the same ring to it over text.
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So I'll get off in about an hour, is what you're saying?
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Sounds good.