voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

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[triskehale]

... do what all over your face?

[myonlydefense]

cheesesteak, derek

what did you think

[triskehale]

Oh.

Nothing.

[myonlydefense]

i miss having a car. i was gonna ask you to pick me up.

[triskehale]

Your school is literally three blocks away.

[myonlydefense]

what if i get kidnapped

THIS PLACE IS WEIRD

[triskehale]

Then I'd find whoever took you and let them get intimate with my claws. I doubt there's anywhere in this bubble that I couldn't track your scent.

But I highly doubt that will be necessary.

[myonlydefense]

TIFFANY CHARLOTTE~~~~~~

[myonlydefense]

okay sorry that was a bad joke

[triskehale]

Just a little bit.

I'll meet you outside your school.

[myonlydefense]

waiting like it's that one britney spears video

[triskehale]

I'm proud to have no idea what you're talking about.

[myonlydefense]

but you're like. britney spears jerk off age!

[triskehale]

She never really did it for me. I was intimately fond of Mandy Moore, for some reason.

[myonlydefense]

ewwwwwww

[triskehale]

What? She was wholesome. Not inside my head, though.

The first guy I ever jerked it to was Uncle Jesse from Full House and if you ever tell anyone that, I will rip your tongue out of your head.

[myonlydefense]

NO WAY

[triskehale]

Unfortunately, yes.

[myonlydefense]

HE HAD A MULLET

[triskehale]

It was the nineties.

[myonlydefense]

oh my god did you have a tail

[triskehale]

I can't believe that you would think that little of me.

[myonlydefense]

there was a stage in my life where i had a bowl cut. it's okay.

[triskehale]

Well, I told you mind. What about you?

[myonlydefense]

you told me voluntarily!