voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

Comments

[triskehale]

Yeah, you can tell yourself that.

Inappropriate pictures for what?

[myonlydefense]

texting you, grumps.

[triskehale]

I don't want any inappropriate pictures of other people that you found on the internet.

[myonlydefense]

How are you so good at implying you think I'm an idiot in such an innocuous text? That's talent.

[triskehale]

I don't think you're an idiot.

All the time.

But why would I want to look at other naked people when I could look at naked you?

[myonlydefense]

I don't really do naked selfies. Or selfies. But I could make an exception.

Stop learning things.

[triskehale]

I can wait and look at naked you in person. And also touch

But I'm bettering myself.

[myonlydefense]

WELL STOP

[triskehale]

I CAN'T

Make me dinner.

[myonlydefense]

What do you want? Maybe I'll bring some to my dad.

[triskehale]

Well my thoughts are no longer dirty.

Anything's good. As long as there's meat in it.

[myonlydefense]

Can't have you popping wood during class, alpha. I was thinking of making a salad.

[triskehale]

I can control myself.

Gross. I'll stop and get some philly cheesesteaks for me and Al.

[myonlydefense]

Oh, the salad was for him. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A DICK ABOUT IT

[triskehale]

I'm going to be his new favorite.

Because of cheesesteak.

[myonlydefense]

Don't fuck with my father's cholesterol, Hale.

[triskehale]

Getting bossy on me, pup?

[myonlydefense]

:| Yes I am.

[triskehale]

Interesting.

[myonlydefense]

Is it?

[triskehale]

Could be.

Still want cheesesteak though.

[myonlydefense]

I will buy you cheesesteak. GOD.

[triskehale]

Good boy.

[myonlydefense]

Shut up and learn shit.

[triskehale]

:)