voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

Comments

[myfavoritedream]

i prefer lady of the evening.

[triskehale]

That sounds a little classier than 'horny teenager who sends me dick pics from a record store bathroom'.

[myfavoritedream]

i havent sent you any dick pics but im startin to think u want me to

[ATTACHED IMAGE: It's not a dick pic, but selfie, mostly of Neil's jaw, neck and shoulder. His collar's pulled aside, exposing the scar at his throat.]

[triskehale]

That's much better than a dick pic.

[myfavoritedream]

thought youd like it

[triskehale]

You thought right.

[myfavoritedream]

youre not going to return the favor?

[triskehale]

I don't have any scars to show you, sorry.

[myfavoritedream]

ur an asshole

[triskehale]

:)

[myfavoritedream]

did you just send me a smiley? you freak

[triskehale]

:)))))))))))

[myfavoritedream]

8=======>

[triskehale]

Predictable.

[myfavoritedream]

[IMAGE ATTACHED: An elderly woman, at least 70+, hunched over a CD rack]

this ladies been in the electronica section for like 20 mins. u think she's lost?

[triskehale]

You don't know her life, Neil.

[myfavoritedream]

asked her if she needed help and she shuffled away, clutchin her purse to her chest

[triskehale]

She thinks you're a hooligan.

Or she's shoplifting.

[myfavoritedream]

i am a hooligan

[triskehale]

Get back to work.

[Picture attached: Derek glaring into the camera with his eyes glowing red.]

[myfavoritedream]

whatever you say, alpha..

[triskehale]

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it over text.

[myfavoritedream]

i get off in twenty minutes

[triskehale]

So I'll get off in about an hour, is what you're saying?

[myfavoritedream]

something like that