voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

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[myonlydefense]

oh i'm sorry am i interrupting your MIDDAY NAP

[triskehale]

You do realize that I worked until three in the morning, right?

[myonlydefense]

yeah and now it's almost two.

[myonlydefense]

are you hibernating

[triskehale]

I went running and didn't get home and out of the shower until you were leaving for school. I remember, because your jaw dropped when you saw me in my towel.

Why am I explaining myself to you? I'm an adult. It's my bed and I can hibernate if I want to.

[myonlydefense]

don't be grumpy, adult

[triskehale]

Don't deflect from the fact that you were checking me out like I was a piece of meat.

Or a cheesesteak, apparently.

[myonlydefense]

don't walk around in a towel if you don't wanna get ogled. mmmm cheesesteak

[triskehale]

Maybe I want to get ogled. Also, I'm starting to feel jealous of a food.

[myonlydefense]

all over my face

[triskehale]

... do what all over your face?

[myonlydefense]

cheesesteak, derek

what did you think

[triskehale]

Oh.

Nothing.

[myonlydefense]

i miss having a car. i was gonna ask you to pick me up.

[triskehale]

Your school is literally three blocks away.

[myonlydefense]

what if i get kidnapped

THIS PLACE IS WEIRD

[triskehale]

Then I'd find whoever took you and let them get intimate with my claws. I doubt there's anywhere in this bubble that I couldn't track your scent.

But I highly doubt that will be necessary.

[myonlydefense]

TIFFANY CHARLOTTE~~~~~~

[myonlydefense]

okay sorry that was a bad joke

[triskehale]

Just a little bit.

I'll meet you outside your school.

[myonlydefense]

waiting like it's that one britney spears video

[triskehale]

I'm proud to have no idea what you're talking about.

[myonlydefense]

but you're like. britney spears jerk off age!

[triskehale]

She never really did it for me. I was intimately fond of Mandy Moore, for some reason.

[triskehale]

Also, SHUT UP, because I've earned these naps.