voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

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[myonlydefense]

Is that soooo?

[triskehale]

I'm pretty confident.

[myonlydefense]

How could you be so brash about my poor car.

Man can you imagine if you still had the Camaro. Make. Out. City.

[triskehale]

How very seventeen years old of you.

You know we have our own apartment, right? That sort of negates the need to go parking.

[myonlydefense]

You're the one macking on the seventeen year old, big guy!

I don't wanna park. I just need to make out with you in a hot car.

[triskehale]

Maybe if you wish upon a star, you'll get your "car".

Or we could rent one for a day.

[myonlydefense]

Just to kiss in? It's cool. I'll take the anticipation. And you'll stop using quotes around car.

I'm bored.

[triskehale]

"Okay."

I've been bored all damn day. What did I do with my time before we started kissing all the time?

[myonlydefense]

Wolfy things. You got class tonight?

[triskehale]

I have no idea what you mean by wolfy things.

Yeah, I should be home around 8:30. Have dinner waiting for me like a good wife.

[myonlydefense]

I don't know either, but I guess we can both just agree that I'm awesome and have replaced these things.

Oh shit are you going now? Time to Google some inappropriate pictures.

[triskehale]

Yeah, you can tell yourself that.

Inappropriate pictures for what?

[myonlydefense]

texting you, grumps.

[triskehale]

I don't want any inappropriate pictures of other people that you found on the internet.

[myonlydefense]

How are you so good at implying you think I'm an idiot in such an innocuous text? That's talent.

[triskehale]

I don't think you're an idiot.

All the time.

But why would I want to look at other naked people when I could look at naked you?

[myonlydefense]

I don't really do naked selfies. Or selfies. But I could make an exception.

Stop learning things.

[triskehale]

I can wait and look at naked you in person. And also touch

But I'm bettering myself.

[myonlydefense]

WELL STOP

[triskehale]

I CAN'T

Make me dinner.

[myonlydefense]

What do you want? Maybe I'll bring some to my dad.

[triskehale]

Well my thoughts are no longer dirty.

Anything's good. As long as there's meat in it.

[myonlydefense]

Can't have you popping wood during class, alpha. I was thinking of making a salad.

[triskehale]

I can control myself.

Gross. I'll stop and get some philly cheesesteaks for me and Al.

[myonlydefense]

Oh, the salad was for him. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A DICK ABOUT IT