voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

Comments

[myonlydefense]

I just mean that you're supposed to be tough, man! Show me dem alpha eyes.

[triskehale]

I'm terrified that this is you attempting dirty talk.

[myonlydefense]

Well now you've just hurt my feelings.

[triskehale]

So you like my eyes, huh?

[myonlydefense]

They're decent.

Did you know that if you make the area under a curve into a bunch of tiny rectangles, you can approximate the area underneath said curve?

OOH LA LA

[triskehale]

I did, actually.

[myonlydefense]

You're such a dick.

[triskehale]

What did I do now?

[myonlydefense]

We should study together. Study, not "study." But that, too.

[triskehale]

I don't trust us to study without "studying".

[myonlydefense]

That's the exciting part. THE UNCERTAINTY

I miss my car.

[triskehale]

If you want to call that thing a car.

[myonlydefense]

If you could only hear the gasp that was just wrenched from my body.

[triskehale]

It's okay. I can wrench plenty of other gasps from your body.

[myonlydefense]

Is that soooo?

[triskehale]

I'm pretty confident.

[myonlydefense]

How could you be so brash about my poor car.

Man can you imagine if you still had the Camaro. Make. Out. City.

[triskehale]

How very seventeen years old of you.

You know we have our own apartment, right? That sort of negates the need to go parking.

[myonlydefense]

You're the one macking on the seventeen year old, big guy!

I don't wanna park. I just need to make out with you in a hot car.

[triskehale]

Maybe if you wish upon a star, you'll get your "car".

Or we could rent one for a day.

[myonlydefense]

Just to kiss in? It's cool. I'll take the anticipation. And you'll stop using quotes around car.

I'm bored.

[triskehale]

"Okay."

I've been bored all damn day. What did I do with my time before we started kissing all the time?

[myonlydefense]

Wolfy things. You got class tonight?

[triskehale]

I have no idea what you mean by wolfy things.

Yeah, I should be home around 8:30. Have dinner waiting for me like a good wife.

[myonlydefense]

I don't know either, but I guess we can both just agree that I'm awesome and have replaced these things.

Oh shit are you going now? Time to Google some inappropriate pictures.