voicemail post

[triskehale]

Hang up and text me.

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[myonlydefense]

Aaaaaactually I didn't.

[triskehale]

I'm just full of surprises.

Actually, I do want to hear you talk dirty. I bet you'd either be really good at it or spectacularly bad.

[myonlydefense]

Thank.... you.....?????

[triskehale]

I'm bored.

[myonlydefense]

HEY YOU TOO?

[triskehale]

Jinx is carrying your puff thing around in her mouth.

I'm pretty sure it's still alive.

[myonlydefense]

He/she/it is a pygmy puff, and check with your freaking wolf hearing.

[triskehale]

Its creepy little heart is still beating. It actually doesn't even appear concerned.

Aaaaaand there it goes across the room.

[myonlydefense]

The little purple fluffy thing is creepy, said the werewolf.

[triskehale]

Well now you've hurt my feelings.

[myonlydefense]

I just mean that you're supposed to be tough, man! Show me dem alpha eyes.

[triskehale]

I'm terrified that this is you attempting dirty talk.

[myonlydefense]

Well now you've just hurt my feelings.

[triskehale]

So you like my eyes, huh?

[myonlydefense]

They're decent.

Did you know that if you make the area under a curve into a bunch of tiny rectangles, you can approximate the area underneath said curve?

OOH LA LA

[triskehale]

I did, actually.

[myonlydefense]

You're such a dick.

[triskehale]

What did I do now?

[myonlydefense]

We should study together. Study, not "study." But that, too.

[triskehale]

I don't trust us to study without "studying".

[myonlydefense]

That's the exciting part. THE UNCERTAINTY

I miss my car.

[triskehale]

If you want to call that thing a car.

[myonlydefense]

If you could only hear the gasp that was just wrenched from my body.

[triskehale]

It's okay. I can wrench plenty of other gasps from your body.

[myonlydefense]

Is that soooo?